Everything was Black and White...
funniestpicever:

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Me in 20 years. Jk this is me already.

funniestpicever:

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Me in 20 years. Jk this is me already.

grimelords:

siri please try harder

grimelords:

siri please try harder

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

illbeback—withchewbacca:

I’m such a good liar my parents have just given up on whether or not I’m telling the truth. I could be like “Parents, I got a girlfriend” and they’d just be like “There’s leftover potatoes on the stove sweetie”
 

I’m such a good liar my parents have just given up on whether or not I’m telling the truth. I could be like “Parents I got me-self a girlfriend” and they’d just be like “There’s leftover potatoes on the stove sweetie”